Anilingus: an oral and anal sex act where one person stimulates the anus of another person by the use of their mouth, including lips, tongue or teeth.
I’m coming on strong for this first post, aren’t I? Honestly, this was what prompted me to start this blog. I was so incredibly turned on by giving my Sir a rim job that I think I enjoyed it more than he did (and I have it on good authority that he liked it quite a lot). Now, for those of you who would never think of licking another person’s ass, move right along. I already know that I’m a depraved animal. For anyone still interested in the semantics of such a thing, read on.
This whole experience started off with me suggesting I tie my Sir up and then just do dirty things to him. I have no idea why I thought this was a good idea. My Sir takes a very long time to come, and he usually gets impatient during a blowjob and just ends up fucking me. My plan was to have him tied up while I used his toy on him and give him a blowjob until he came. I figured that since we had the restraints anyways that they would keep him from tossing me onto my back and having his way with me.
The only problem is that I’m quite nervous around his bum. It’s a lovely bum, it really is, but I don’t know what to do with it. Penises are so easy to work, you just go up and down and that’s that. I irrationally over-think fingering him in my mind. My goal in life is to make him come by fingering his prostate (which I don’t think my fingers are long enough for, but whatever) but whenever I suggest fingering and he says “Sure, why not?” I get all nervous and giggly. There just needs to be clearly printed instructions on his thighs labeled “How to Finger My Bum in 8 Simple Steps.”
So anyways, I finished tying the restraints to the bed and was about to chicken out when my Sir said “Either tie me up or I’ll tie you down and fuck your ass.” I’m only up for anal once in a blue moon, so this prompted me to secure him so that he wouldn’t follow through with that. Then I went down, got nervous, kissed his penis, and told him I didn’t want to have sex anymore and that we could just nap. He untied himself (jerk, pretending like he couldn’t before) and hugged me and apologized for threatening me with anal. He thought that I really wanted to tie him up and just needed the motivation. I admit it was a little sexy seeing him tied up, but I didn’t like being in control. Also, he got nothing from being tied up. I only like doing things to him that he likes.
After I finished yelling at him for letting me tie him up in the first place, I asked if I could give him a rim job. For those of you worried about the health concerns involved with licking something someone shits out of, he had just showered right before this all started. It was basically sparkling. Still, I had never done any butt licking before, so after he got on his hands and knees I got out the flavored lube and put a little on his hole.
I was very tentative at first. Obviously when licking someone’s butt you’re afraid that it’s going to literally taste like shit. However, it just tasted like the lube and after I’d licked that off it was spit and hair. (Yes, my Sir has an incredibly hairy ass and I don’t care. Still lovely.) I was just licking the outside at first when my tongue just slipped in since he was so relaxed. If you can imagine sticking your tongue in someone’s ass, that’s how it feels to stick your tongue in someone’s ass.
I reached around and started giving him a hand job to accompany the rim job and he was just incredibly hard and his cock was twitching. I stopped to finger him a little when my tongue got tired and sped up on the hand job a bit. He suggested that I put his toy in and then he could fuck me so I started using my tongue again, pushing it even deeper and trying my best to lick around the ring of muscles. He began backing up to meet my tongue. I could feel myself getting wet and licked even more enthusiastically. You have to understand, my Sir doesn’t usually make any indication of when he’s turned on. His dick will get hard and that’s how I know, so this was really hot. I heard him panting into the pillow and reached around to catch his come with my hand so that it didn’t get all over his freshly cleaned sheets. After I wiped it off on a paper towel, he said maybe I could wipe it all over myself next time. Ha. Fat chance. You try walking back to your dorm room with come covering your chest.
The plan then was to just cuddle and go to sleep. The problem I have, though, is that I twitch a lot when I’m turned on and also my Sir likes absentmindedly touching my boobs. As he was doing so, I was humping the air because I was still turned on. When things like this happen, my Sir is always like “b, do you want to come?” and I wimp out with some lame “maybe” or “I don’t have to.” I did say maybe and he came back at me with “It’s a yes or no question. Do you want me to make you come?” and my sub instincts made my girly parts all nice and tingly. I said yes, obviously.
I was riding the crimson tide, so oral was out of the question. He was playing with my clit, telling me about how he could wait until we lived together so that he could bend me over the kitchen table without warning and fuck me hard, when I noticed that he was getting hard again. I barely reached for him and he moved so that he could enter me. It’s just so much nicer to come with a cock inside you, right?
I had the most amazing orgasm in the “sporking” position. I put quotes because I don’t know the name of the actual position but we needed to call it something. It starts off with spooning, and while I’m still on my side he gets on top of me like he was in missionary style. My one leg goes between his legs and the other is in the air on top of his arm on that side. He thrusts directly into my g-spot and I can normally come very easily by touching my clit with the arm on the bottom and hanging onto the bed for dear life with the arm on top.
He was still hard and willing to fuck so he had me go on my back and pushed my knees practically to my ears. Again, he was basically just pounding into my g-spot. I was moaning too loud for the fact that we’re living in dorm rooms and I ended up asking him to stop because my g-spot was just way too sensitive. We were going to go back to the cuddle plan and just spoon up to each other when he decided it was a good idea to start running his hand up and down my naked body. I was exhausted but I still started twitching because of it. It probably has something to do with being a dirty whore because that’s what he called me before entering me again. It actually felt quite incredible, and he said, “You’re a dirty slut, aren’t you? Can’t stop twitching until you’re filled with my cock.” which obviously didn’t make me less aroused. Then he pulled my hair and fucked me hard enough that I couldn’t think straight. In the end, he didn’t come again, and I declined the opportunity to come again myself.
All in all, it was a good night. I can’t believe I enjoyed giving him a rim job as much as I did. It’s definitely on my top turn-on’s list now. I just can’t wait to bury my face in his ass again.